瘋了！Hysterical

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

《刑警威利》 Willy The Cop ＃36

comics from Singapore

Monday, August 14, 2006

Crappy food and service in Singapore - MOF

I went to this restaurant with my friends before I left for the Europe trip. On that night, the restaurant was having a pre-opening night. We had initially wanted to go to Genki Sushi but had decided to give this new restaurant a try since there was a queue at Genki Sushi. After all, when we were looking at the menu by the door, the waitress was pretty friendly and urged us to give their food a try. It was a bad move to walk away from Genki Sushi.

The moment we sat down, we were asked if we want iced water. That was strange. I thought most Japanese restaurants would have served green tea. Then the iced water were served in glasses. Err... Not very Japanese again. Then we opened the menus. OMG... The pictures in the menu were so horribly taken that they looked like some kind of inedible food specimens taken from a lab. The food did not look colorful enough and the lighting were bad. So we just ordered (after some time needed to really deciding what to eat without looking at the pictures) and hoped that the actual food will taste better than how they look in the pictures.

The softshell crab and avocado sushi was the first plate that was served. And it did not taste right. There was no avocado in the sushi at all. All four of us could not taste it. So we asked one of the waitresses about it, but her reply was "Oh, yes this was supposed to be with avocado, but then we realised that avocado does not go well with softshell crab, so we took it out". What?!! So the menu was not updated even before the shop was opened?!!

Then the main courses came. The bentos sucked. The rice looked like Japanese rice because they were short grained, but they were also not sticky as well. Usually the Japanese bento rice should have some fragrant taste, but not in these bentos. The rice were bland and soft. Even worse than those we get from the mixed vegetables rice stall in hawker center. The cold ramen had a funny tasting sauce. Not miso and not shuyou, and tasted more Western than Japanese.

The lady boss sitting at the opposite table then realised that we did not finish our food, so she came over to ask for the reason. So we told her the cold ramen sauce was funny, and she said "Oh is it? Maybe because you're not used to it. This is a traditional Japnese sauce" Oh is it? The funny thing is that we had been to Japan and their cold ramen definitely did not taste that way.

Then we told her the bento rice was horrible, and she said "Oh the bento are not ready to be served yet! We're still testing out!" And so we the customers are the guinea pigs?

Then we told her the softshell crab and avocado sushi had no avocado, and she said "Oh you know why, because we realised that we could not get good avocados in Singapore. They're either too hard or too soft, so in order not to lower our standard, we decided to take out the avocado." Huh? Not one avocado in Singapore is edible?

Then we told her that it was strange that green tea was not served to us, and she said "Oh because we're trying to run this restaurant like a izakaya (Japanese pub) and if we were to serve green tea, typical Singaporeans will not order any other drinks. Which is a waste because we've got so many Japanese wines imported from Japan! And also, our green tea are on the way from Japan so we can't serve green tea now." A Japanese restaurant that does not serve green tea? Well...

Seeing that we were still unsatisefied with her explanations, she ordered the kitchen to serve us their star dessert. It was something that they were supposed to be good at - vanilla sundae with fried sweet potatoes and red beans. When the dessert arrived at our table, the sundae was already half melted.

And so the lady boss said again "Oh, we've ordered a very sophisticated machine from Japan and it is on the way to Singapore now. Meanwhile we can only live with this rented machine and that's why..."

So, hoping to make us happy again, the lady boss gave us a ten dollars voucher and urged us to return to the store after it had officially opened.

"Oh, by the way, Miniter Lee is going to be at our opening ceremony. And all other big shots too. You must come and try our food again!..."

Yah right.

《刑警威利》 Willy The Cop ＃35

comics from Singapore

Sunday, August 06, 2006

《刑警威利》＃34

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Cloudywind Podcast... Korea!

阿風和好友ST，J和S一起到韓國白白地度過暸一個冬天咧！

Korea #01... A Long Skewer of Fishcake
Korea #02... Conquer of the Sunrise Peak
Korea #03... Abalone Sashimi at the Jeongbangpokpo
Korea #04... The Old Woman Called Oedolgae
Korea #05... The Amazing Teddy Bear
Korea #06... Abalone Porridge, Black Boar and Kimchi Fried Rice
Korea #07... Morning Stroll at the Manjanggul Cave
Korea #08... The Real Jeju Folk Village
Korea #09... The Cold and Quiet Bulguksa Temple
Korea #10... Going up the Seokguram Grotto
Korea #11... On Our Way to Herbnara
Korea #12... A Fairytale like Herbnara
Korea #13... Night Ski at Phoenix Park
Korea #14... The Magnificant World of Lotte
Korea #15... Two Men Who Took us to Gyeongbokgung
Korea #16... Gyeongbokgung and its Museum
Korea #17... A Tour at the Daejanggeum Theme Park
Korea #18... Korea's Unique Food and its Culture

Cloudywind Podcast... In Cantonese, About Singapore

雲裏風的廣東話的，關于在新加坡的生活的podcast

第一集: 什麽是 Service Quality Training？
第二集: 大長今會在我們的生活裏出現嗎？
第三集: 我夢到COE和一間HDB flat
第四集: 2007國慶慶典狂想曲
第五集: 同情心,您回來啦！
第六集: 打工仔的教育，打工仔的心情
第七集: 新加坡电影的经典电影对白
第八集: 請幫幫忙吧！
第九集: 怎麽煮出一道好的電視節目
第十集: 報章言論自由？不重要！
第十一集: 馬爺真的生氣了！
第十二集: Dawn Yang 和她的謠言

Willy The Cop - The Comics

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Smile, Singapore! (PS: to the right people)

Our smiles are ready for the world, specifically the people from IMF and World Bank. Be it real or fake, as long as we've got their monies, or to be politically correct, business opportunities.

Link to the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmPcsoLDBd0

Singapore

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

I am Singaporean - National Day meme

This is my share of the National Day meme started by Mr Brown and Mr Miyaki, inspired by the Molson beer "I am Canadian" commercial.

Find out more at Mr Miyaki's AND SO SAYS SINGAPORE article.

Listen to "I am Singaporean", Cloudywind's version！

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Another podcast from Singapore, iamsingaporean

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Silent Nation - Mr Brown vs The Authority

How much sarcasm is too much?
Are we supposed to provide solutions for our feedbacks?
How much media freedom are we given?
When will a columnist become a 'partisan player' in politics?